相信大家都成日收到垃圾郵件, 好多時都唔會理佢 up 乜, 就算想知佢 up乜, 見到水蚊春咁長都冇心機睇落去。其實依d 多數係想騙取你既個人資料, 今次就等我精簡咁解讀一下啦,

Dear Sir/Madam,

Many apologies that I had to send you this email without a prior
relationship between us; my name is XXX a former credit manager of a
Bank in Holland and presently working and living in England in the UK
Branch.

通常都好有禮貎

I have however contacted you with the hope of presenting
you as the beneficiary (next of kin) to one of my late client in my
former Bank Branch in Holland who’s Bonded Depository Account with the
Bank in Holland worth 15 million Euros has remain unclaimed, I figured
out that since you share a common name with him I decided to Contact
you with this privileged information regarding his account., this is as
a result of the fact that my late client whose whole family where wiped
out in a plane crash has nobody left to claim this fund.

有筆錢冇人認領, 咁岩你個名同嗰筆錢既所有人一樣, 勁, 我叫劉德華, 全中國有 1.6萬人同名, 真係招牌跌落街都整死個劉德華。

if such an account is not claimed or renewed to commence another tenure
of 5years, a 6months period of grace is granted to the account holder
or his designated beneficiary, a probate order of Mandamus is then
issued to provide such a beneficiary whereby failure to do so at the
end of it’s expiration the funds will be quarantined and shared amongst
the Directors of the Bank at the end of the fiscal year.

依筆錢你唔幫手認就會俾人分

I bore in mind your personality and reputation of which the same apply
to me, on this light I then deemed it fit to assure you that the Funds
will be cleared in accordance with the firm’s operational procedures to
ensure the transaction success without a breach of the law.

One thing is certain, with the relevant legal documents that I will get
to back you up the funds release will be approved for onward release to
you.

If this is okay with you then get back to me so that I give you more details.

Your commission out of the 15million Euros is 40%.

I will want you to get back to me as soon as possible if you are
willing to assist in getting these funds through with this my more
preferred email
address:

XXX@XXX.com

Regards

仲唔拿拿淋 send 你d 個人資料俾佢? 千五萬歐羅, 成億港紙你分到 4成。況且個人資料之麻, 有乜所謂。之但係佢拎左你d 個人資料會做乜? 佢咁好創作力, 做乜都得啦。